ahoy there matey! yar be looking fer me latest zany adventure eh? well ye come to the right place me hearty!
now that i've got that pirate talk out of my system we can get down to business. i spent the night up in athens, i'm still here actually, writing this entry from one of the girls we stayed with's computer. it's nice, and she has rod stewart mp3s so i am content. :)
so i skipped outta work early, like a half hour so i could go to the bank and get some food, then left for athens. the sun was bright red and it was sinking behind the hills, with their trees but skeletons as teh sun shown right through them. it reminded me how much i love driving and made me wonder how good a job i could get as a traveling claims agent or some shit like that.
on to the real world. i found the place alright, once i got into the dorm complexes i got kinda turned around but as it turns out i took all the right turns and found the parking lot with only one turn-around. i got up there and pitner, kinnett, nick and 2 girls i didn't know were packed into this tiny little one person dorm. katie and kelly were their names, and i didn't figure who was who for quite a while as i am horrible with names.
we played P&A for a while, followed i think by "that game" and Hockey. i doubt i'll retain those games, but it wasn't so bad. except i think i had 3 or 4 beers at least during hockey. in the interim between games sean took me down to the hall where his cute drug dealer lived and we did a little business. i almost scored some magic fungus, but her contact was gonna sell them in belpre. wtf?! like those bastards need it more.
around 8 we went to the bowling alley. Rollerbowl was proudly proclaimed in neon light as we stumbled inside. we had to play a game of pool while we waited, and i didn't suck horribly so i was kinda happy. my bowling on the other hand...left something to be desired. like skill. or points.
we came back cuz scott had a headache and a few people were kinda sick of bowling. butnot the emo kids of athens, cuz the place was packed with em. we came back and smoked a little, this is where the night begins its inevitable slide. we played a few rougher drinking games, like liquid hell and then golf. golf wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't been trashed.
after the third of fourth game of golf kelly decided she wanted to go smoke some more and fall asleep, well she took everyone but me and katy with her. katy put in "weekend at bernies" my greatest respect for this girl. cuz she was like level 30 in snood and still reciting all the lines to the movie. yes! girls like that do exist! it makes me hopeful. katy left, mumbling about getting food from someone's room and a little later scott and kinnet came in, apparently nick had kicked them out to have the room to himself with kelly. i found him sleeping on the floor this morning, btw.
well i stayed up until right after richard is making out with that chick on the beach and bernie washes up...classic!! i woke up a little later and tony danza's big goofy italian face was leering at me from the screen in all it's shitty who's the boss horror. i got pissed and rolled over, mumbling loudly to "shut that shit off". i woke up around 7 when the alarm went off. scott and kinnett left and i tried to go back to sleep...and failed miserably.
as always after a night of drinking i had to piss, very badly. but they had locked the hall where the bathroom is!! sick fucks, i swear to god. so i had to go down 4 flights of stairs to use the lobby toilet. whatev. i did eventually get back to sleep, and had a really fucked up dream.
me and jenna were hanging out somewhere. by the rose in her cheeks i could tell she was drunk, and i may have been too. i asked if we could go somewhere away from people, and for some reason i didn't tell her that i'd rather gargle broken glass. we ended up in Lure, and i picked out a tat that was some japanese symbol in green on a red background. but for some reason they put it on me so it overlapped my thundercats tat...and the red's didn't match at all. i was pissed. that's the end of that dream, but when i woke up i checked my tats first thing.
that's about the end to the story, katie kicked me out so she could go to work, and now i'm sitting here waiting for nick to get up so we can go shop for music and other such nifty things. k, i'm gonna go put my nuts on his forehead. until next time gang, keep on rocking in the free world, till bush decides that's not good anymore.
